var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='I Gave Them My Best Massage With My One Good Hand!'

quotes[1]='They can talk in the key of E!'

quotes[2]='When You Look at it, it Makes Your Glands Squirt!'

quotes[3]='After the Operation They Looked Like This!'

quotes[4]='I Still Have Their Backbeat in My Mouth!'

quotes[5]='He\'s your pick holder!'

quotes[6]='He\'s got my pick in her pants!'

quotes[7]='He\'s a little less country, she\'s a little less rock!'

quotes[8]='Like Phallus in Wonderland!'

quotes[9]='Cover Your Extremities!'

quotes[10]='They\'ve Got.... Jeneseis Qua!'

quotes[11]='The Funk!'

quotes[12]='They ROCK The company store!'

quotes[13]='Don\'t Miss The Who Ha!'

quotes[14]='What Mothership Will Come Down To Pick Them Up!'

quotes[15]='I Couldn\'t Feel My Ankles!'

quotes[16]='Eat People not Animals!'

quotes[17]='Whoa Baby, Maybe I Should Stay at Their Place Tonight...!'

quotes[18]='Come Here Sweet Hole, I Mean Heart!'

quotes[19]='This is the Best Song They Do... NO This One!'

quotes[20]='Jiggle it until it stops leaking!'

quotes[21]='Jiggle it till it gets hard!'

quotes[22]='She\'s Russian and she knew my neighborhood!'

quotes[23]='Rock Me Three Times Baby!'

quotes[24]='They Grind So You Don\'t Have To (But You Know You Want To)!'

quotes[25]='The Funk! The Soul! The Blues!'

quotes[26]='Edgy - Smart - Crisp - Warm - YUMMY!'

quotes[27]='Oooh - That\'s Gonna Hurt in The Morning!'

quotes[28]='These Guys PEAKED Last Night!'

quotes[29]='It Was Truly a Coup!'

quotes[30]='I\'m So Glad I Was There to See These Guys Rock Out'

quotes[31]='Their Music Is a Refuge From the Miseries of Life!'

quotes[32]='Their Music Melts All the Parts of Our Bodies Together!'

quotes[33]='They Think With Their Hearts and Feel With Their Brains!'

quotes[34]='It Certainly Ain\'t Harmless!'

quotes[35]='Oooh - I\'m All Black and a Little Blue!'

quotes[36]='I Could Hear Them With My Feet!'

quotes[37]='All That Girl Is A Lick On A Guitar!'

quotes[38]='I was slackjawed when he pulled a G-String out of his ass!'


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